One Time At Band Camp...

crystallilliana:

theclearlydope:

I’m Judge Sassy McPaws.

God, what am I doing with my life?

Judge Fluffy Bottom

Princess Sassy Whiskers.
I approve.

Sir Pouncey McPaws. I appreciate the ‘sir’ even though I am a girl. Makes me feel important.

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I pretty much just waterboarded a scorpion that I found in a bucket in my garage.

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neverbeenmoredone:

I’m just going to leave this right here.

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That’s gonna be a security concern.

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alison-shot-first:

Ohhhh that last one.

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"We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take ourselves very, very seriously. We are the peacemakers, the do-gooders, the givers, the savers. We are on time, overly prepared, well read, and witty, intellectually curious, always moving. We pride ourselves on getting as little sleep as possible and thrive on self-deprivation. We drink coffee, a lot of it. We are on birth control, Prozac, and multivitamins. We are relentless, judgmental with ourselves, and forgiving to others. We never want to be as passive-aggressive are our mothers, never want to marry men as uninspired as our fathers… We are the daughters of the feminists who said, ‘You can be anything,’ and we heard, ‘You have to be everything.’"

Courtney Martin (via weissewiese)

so relevant lately…must remember to breathe!!

(via keepingcalmandmovingon)

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how-wry-innocence:

natural-selection-bitches:

nolanslifeisaverage:

angeryourhands:

Oops, guys.

What happens when you know too much…

Looks like those Christians don’t know shit!

What the hell is “nothing in particular”?